My wife wanted to go on a yoga retreat. i told the lads and they all agreed it was a penis shit idea
by The real Frank Spencer May 8, 2022
Get the Penis Shitmug. by sofialowkey December 27, 2021
Get the Penismug. 
A body part that guys have that are usually very small. Only sometimes are they very, very large and girthy.
by Ratman57 November 17, 2021
Get the Penismug. “wow. i’m gonna get some peni tonight!”
“what?”
“peni.”
“more than one penis?”
“yea. like octopi. more than one octopus.”
“what?”
“peni.”
“more than one penis?”
“yea. like octopi. more than one octopus.”
by that1.J April 30, 2022
Get the Penimug. A very skinny penis often bad to stick in your vagina. It also makes you able to stick your penis into various objects.
by Idiotass March 5, 2017
Get the Skinny penismug. When your penis is just too hard to handle and is fucking bigger than the Eiffel Tower. It's like the twin towers combined only bigger. And you know I have a really big dick so I should stick my cockshlock in your coochieblanket.
by Wetpussydestroyer June 27, 2014
Get the penis abominationmug.