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Patchy Brown

When the rest of it is shaved but there is still a small brown patch on top. Looks smart. Like a distinguished gentle lady.
You know I like it when there's a lil' bit of hair on it... I like Patchy Brown... a smart lookin' pussy... it's gotta look smart down there don't it?
by Sir Ham of the Wallet November 19, 2022
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brown out

when a baby takes a shit in a public pool so everyone has to leave
Everyone get out of the pool, it's a brown out
by pancake167 February 2, 2020
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Browning

(Verb) To publicly defecate indiscreetly.

Browning can result in public humiliation, so use it wisely. Most people that brown themselves do not wipe their ass, giving themselves rashes and dirty pants.
Ex 1- Hunter browned in the pool, leaving a cloud of shit in the water.

Ex 2- The man started browning himself on the escalator.
by Jamarii June 11, 2021
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Brown-Handed sky hook

The act of shitting in your hand, while In the shower. Then proceed to loft it in the hair; over the shower curtain, in to the the toilet. Similarly to the NBA player Kareem Abdul-Jabar famous move the sky hook.
“I didn’t want to waffle stomp last night, so I brown-handed sky hooked it into the toilet.”
by Showershitter1214 June 18, 2025
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Brown Velvet Special

A sex act in which the gentleman caller has his anus shaved and the women performs a dirty rusty trombone.
Alyssa got crazy last night and gave Robert the brown velvet special.
by beard man and ali gator December 9, 2013
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