Family Face Crippler

Similar to the Crossface Crippler the Family Face Crippler is the real finishing move of Chris Benoit the WWE wrestler. It involves choking your family to death then offing yourself over the course of a weekend.

You better watch your tongue or I'll use the Family Face Crippler!

by Kris Benwa August 1, 2007

Play your face

To make someone look or feel small, through word and deed; to embarass or demean, to humble, often without that person's knowledge.

Man, I didn't mean to play your face when I told you those skinny jeans made you look like a girl.
When Brad Pitt went and had all those babies with Angelina Jolie, he really played Anniston's face.

by AtTaGirl Rae February 17, 2009

Horse faced bitch

A trick ass ho wif dem crooked teef and dat longass face. dayum.

"Get ova here ya horse faced bitch...and s my d".

by The Colonel November 6, 2005

owl face hoe

a bitch who always be poppin out babies n have no clue who tha babies daddies is...quite simply, a whore

1.)the song owl face hoe by tha one n only shaggs 2 dope:
"it's another type of bitch, she go *whoo* maybe ya heard, not quite a chicken-head, but still a bird...*whoo whoo whoo my baby-daddy???*maybe u my baby daddy?!?* "

2.)chick 1: "yo u hear bout that one juffalo?"
chick 2: "nah, wutz goin down???"
chick 1: "yo shes pregnant again n don't know who tha baby daddy is!!!"
chick 2 : "yo homie, that shit ain't suprisin' that bitch be hootin all through tha hood, she an owl face hoe!!!"

by kotten April 26, 2006

face diapered sleeves

Those wearing a mask believing in and in total compliance with the government of the day will save them with a UBI Universal Basic Income cheque living their days out as an empty, low vibration being with little or no cognizance or understanding of the world around them, an 'empty' sleeve of sorts.

Those believing in the latest flu epidemic virtue signal blind government support masked as 'face diapered sleeves'.

by anonymous September 14, 2020

smashed crab face

To have a pudgy, rectangular face in the form of a a deep sea crustacean, 'Crab'

Renee Zellweger has a smashed crab face

by Enrique February 5, 2005

Truman Face

Girls who are seemingly attractive until they turn around and you can see their gnarly "truman face."

Guy 1: "Dude, check out that hot ass girl!"
Guy 2: "Whoa, where ?!"
Guy 1: "Fuck , never mind. Truman face bro."
Guy 2: "Fucking always..."

by winged wolf February 14, 2010