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Penis ban

When a woman decides that she is receiving too much dick and decides to put herself on time out from it, usually due to 1) decision to focus on a goal, 2) realization that she is using dick to cover up emotional issues, 3) a punishment to her lover, or 4) from constant ridicule from others
Sarah: I’m thinking of giving myself a penis ban, at least for awhile

Jess: yeah you should you been a real slut lately
by VertigoTiger June 6, 2022
mugGet the Penis banmug.

penis

Penis is normally what only the superior can ahve a taste of.It is most commonly used by slutty girls who are going through a break up and want revenge sex.Most women now in 2019 would much prefer the juiciness of some old wmens clit, hower there still is women who do love dick and have sexual fantasies about that stiff dick penetrating their tight pussy.You should always keep hold of them straight people because they are the only people who can multiply on this earth.
Guy1;Swear everybody hates penis
Guy2;No i love it penetrating my ass
by rebecca big batty December 11, 2019
mugGet the penismug.

Penis

Your large pen-is in her box. Little penis for little box and big pen-is for a bigger box. Penis pricks boxes.
by @Hip_Matter August 23, 2019
mugGet the Penismug.

no hair on your penis

ryan has 0 hair on his penis
Ethan: Fuck you ryan, you have no hair on your penis
Ryan: you are correct
by notjamesorbobbyornigga January 31, 2021
mugGet the no hair on your penismug.

Penis hour

That time of night when all penises retract into the pelvis (most common at Don Cheadle’s house)
by Penis hour November 26, 2023
mugGet the Penis hourmug.

BIG PENIS

big penis is hot and I want bbc
some gay guy :hey wanna come suck my bbc??

Me :HELL YAAA BIG PENIS!!
by anonymous February 5, 2023
mugGet the BIG PENISmug.

Connor’s penis

Connor’s penis is huge and gurthy. Every girl wants to have sex with Connor.
Sarah - “Connor is so hot I want to have sex with him
Samantha - “Yeah I want to touch Connor’s penis”
by SarahxConnor December 14, 2022
mugGet the Connor’s penismug.

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