going municipal

to be used after 5/31/2019, in place of going postal because everyone has forgotten the particulars of the events that started the 'going postal' term. They happened before many Millennials were even born.

Please just resign and find another job. Though you have been wronged, going municipal isn't worth the heartache that it will bring to your family and others.

by BeadingGirl801 June 3, 2019

Not going to slob his knob.

Not going to entertain or pay too much attention to a man.

I know he is the prom king but that doesn’t impress me in any way, I’m not going to slob his knob.

by Harlem East June 6, 2019

go blank yourself!

An euphemistic way of telling someone to go fuck themselves.

Kyle Lowry: *Flies through the air and lands hard on Mark Stevens*
Mark Stevens: Go blank yourself!

by Zweifler June 6, 2019

go ape

To go ape is a style of sexual intercourse. It is done in a tree, with everyone involved being naked and without protection, as to simulate the natural reproduction of apes.

I think i got pregnant after i let Joshua go ape with me.

by anuncertainsomeone June 7, 2019

To-Go Box

Pussy that you get after you take a girl out to dinner.

That To-Go Box pussy was better than the actual meal!

by Zoo-ly June 19, 2019

to go apes

To go express oneself wildly or savagely, as an ape would.

My friend and I were having a good time, but when he made fun of my little sister, I had to go apes on him.

by Peggisms March 24, 2019

Go commit Blob

Committing suicide because you are an attention whore and nobody gives you attention so you are depressed.

You: i'm so depressed nobody likes my postcards collection i worked so hard on
Somebody: Go commit Blob

by WH1T3_No1SE March 25, 2019