todd brown

Locomotive engineer at Norfolk Southern, Detroit, Michigan. And to add he is a giant piece of shit.

When running the locomotive I had to take a giant Todd Brown.

by Norfolk cry baby April 05, 2016

B.S Brown static

A graffiti artist tag name... B.S Brown static

Have you seen that nw artists work... B.S Brown static

by P4K_öŘĮgïñªł July 15, 2023

Brown Summit

The act of spreading one's ass cheeks and placing the butt hole on another party's (willing or unwilling) nose.

That guy was hurting after brown summiting Steve Carrel.

by jibjab337 April 04, 2014

County jail brown brief

County jail brown brief: the fresh white underwear that the county gives you to wear along with the blue shirt and pants.

Deputy : everybody line up…

Inmate: everybody get in line.

Deputy: tell them your size and go. Don’t hold the line. Whatever you get you cannot exchange it. Are we clear?

Inmate: large

Deputy: next

Inmate: small

Inmate: yo dept? Can I get a white one. This one is brown

Deptuty: they’re all the same. Next!
Inmate: yo dept. This one is brown. In the middle there’s poop on it…

Deputy: let me see that. Hold it up. Show me. Well what do you know. Next

Inmate: can I exchange it?

Deputy: nope. Wash it!

Inmate: that’s “county jail brown brief”

by Bigbirddebelen November 10, 2022

Brown Javelin

When you defecate on a dildo and throw it at a long range, your partner tries to catch it in their mouth.

"My friend stole her mom's dildos so we played a game of Brown Javelin."

by popkxw May 05, 2024

Havana Browns

Having severe diarrhea while in the caribbean.

"Oh man, I ate some bad meat during my spring break, got the havana browns and was on the toilet for the whole night"

by Perry The Platypus December 03, 2013

The brown sky-light

Two people, a glass table, and a lamp with a 60 watt bulb are required
1: One person lays underneath a glass table
2: person two squats directly above person one's face
3: person two shits on the glass ( person two may or may not choose to wipe)
4: person two puts lamp on table,turns on
5: person two joins person one under table to bask in the brown light💩🌤️

6a:UV bulb may substitute for 60 watt bulb for that nice natural brown tan

Her skin looks lovely under the dusky hue of the brown sky-light

by Mick diggler June 12, 2022