Penis

dick

let me sse your penis fuckboi.

by krispro123 December 2, 2016

Penis

its a penis but pizza roll version :D

random guy: hey suck my penis

Me: thats a choking hazard sorry

by pizzaroll2972927282 November 10, 2020

monkey penis

similar to, ‘thats so queer’ literally just a term for something that sucks or is ass

“ that game is so monkey penis “

by ren??? April 24, 2024

penis

literally cock

omg is that cock ? yeah it’s penis

by weloveadrixn October 13, 2020

paranormal penis

When you are haunted by a paranormal being with an enormous penis. Usually appears in bathroom selfies, mirrors, or in very comfortable female environments. Enjoys teabagging and catching you off guard.

Ghost hunting is all fun and games until you find out that your wife got murdered buy a ghost with a paranormal penis. What Hurts the Most is she wasn't screaming she was moaning. I'm just glad and hope she is resting in peace.

by Paranormal penis police force October 14, 2019

Calm your penis hole

When you get so angry that your penis hole starts to hurt. It's the act of trying to calm it.

Theo: ffs you prick you made penis hurt

Leo: calm your penis hole

by MADTINGHD October 7, 2016

Penis

The thing the slaps your legs for some ducking reason

Chad: yo dude my penis hurts
Adam: use a condom instead

by That one guy you hate 2345 May 24, 2023