Penis wrinkle

When someone gets you Burger King

GOD DAMIT PENIS WRINKLES

by Thesenutsinyourmo, April 28, 2022

inverted penis

A penis kicked so hard that it gone into the body.

Person 1 : Man someone kicked me so hard.

Person 2 : Do you have an inverted penis?

Person 1 : Yeah ...

by AMatureMan May 26, 2024

Penis

Is alot like a popsicle, great for sucking by all genders(popsicle is a usimism for penis)

Amanda: I can't wait to suck on Jake's popsicle
Dan: I've tried his popsicle and it was so nice😋
Amanda: ._.

Dan: ...
Amanda: is there something you wanna tell me
Dan: :D
Dan: penis is the best
Amanda: I can't disagree with you
:D
:D<=====3

by I have no idea how to spell March 28, 2021

Parmesan Penis

When you have a super pale dick and it looks and tastes like parmesan cheese

I saw a footjob video with a parmesan penis

by stinkywhitedick September 28, 2015

gonzales penis

It’s the basically all tentical hentai in one object. It has a mind if it’s own and will always consume all your dreams.refuses to pull out even if it’s cut off if you have a Gonzales penis on your hands you better pray for your god to save you

Oh god please no a Gonzales penis

by Gonzales knows November 15, 2020

Penis

A dance used by native Americans to express their sexual attractions towards each other. The penis is also a part of the body. The part of the body is incorporated into the dance by touching another dancers mouth hole in a pleasurable way.

That dance he was doing was a penis

by Absolutely Humongous Cashew May 24, 2019

Penis Protector

For Sex

For sex Penis Protector

by anonymous January 16, 2022