Penis

The best wand in Harry Potter.

Hermione: Hey Harry, can I see your penis? Ron can't frick me very well.
Harry: Sure but you have to promise to suck it, kiss it and let me stick it in your chest.
Hermione: I'll only agree if you promise to kiss my butt, and suck my chest. And it has to be in the bed, NAKED.
Harry: I promise. ( Oh boy I can't wait to be fricked!)

by ILIKEMARTINCITOPANTS February 04, 2022

Penis

Mine is really small.

My penis is to bruh

by ILIKEMARTINCITOPANTS February 04, 2022

Drainting

The act of drawing with paint.

When she used her paint pens, she was drainting.

by ILIKEMARTINCITOPANTS February 03, 2022

R.P.V.

R.P.V. is the abbreviation used by the military for a specification for certain military/army vehicles that stands for, "Rapid Patrol Vehicle".

The Gurkha has a R.P.V. spec used by multiple different military's.

by ILIKEMARTINCITOPANTS February 20, 2022

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Something you say when you do something awesome.

When he got a 42 kill streak, he said, " YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ".

by ILIKEMARTINCITOPANTS February 04, 2022

Boner

Wanting to frick kiersten.

Kiersten: Hey baby, I have a feeling that you want a boner tonight.
Jake: MMMMHHHHMMMMM. But only if you let me put my penis is your boobs.
Kiersten: Deal! Now let's go get in bed.
Jake: AAAAHHH MMNNHNMNMMMHN AAH!
Kiersten: OH HONEY! I CAN FEEL IT BABY! MMMNNHMNHHHNMMMNH!
Jake: I'm glad we're not wasting this opportunity of the mighty boner!
Kiersten: Well you're wasting it right now since you stopped fricking me!
Chad: Hey guys. Whatcha doi-
Kiersten: ......
Jake: .......
Chad: I'm in!
Jake & Kiersten: Only if you cum in our mouths!
Chad: Gotcha
Chad, Jake, & Kiersten: MHNNMNHNMNHNMHN!!

by ILIKEMARTINCITOPANTS February 05, 2022

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by ILIKEMARTINCITOPANTS February 12, 2022