A stylish medical charm bracelet. Each charm symbolises a common allergy or medical concern in Ireland. Useful when trying to explain your ailment.
"Your bracelet says that your allergic to penicillin, so we can find a different treatment for you. Lifeband saved you there"
by MiniCompany March 10, 2013
Get the LifeBand mug.A show that isn't on lifetime, but still gives off the vibe that it should be on lifetime. A show that is very female oriented.
by Jackie Crabb June 6, 2013
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The average person spends 8 hours a day sleeping. Over the course of someone's life, this means that the average person spends a third of their life in lifesleep. If someone is 90 years old, they spend 30 years sleeping and were only awake for 60 years. Even if an 80 year old only slept for 6 hours a day, they still would have lifeslept for 20 years throughout their lifetime.
Holy crap!!! I am almost 40 years old and I lifesleep only about 6 hours a day!! That means I am really only 30 years awake!!!
by Brad the Hammer August 25, 2015
Get the Lifesleep mug.by Salty bananas June 23, 2016
Get the lifejob mug.A lifeless Hanz is a person who calls themselves Hanz (even though their name isn't Hanz) and they love to seek attention using the following steps.
Step 1) Download chat app and set a selfie as your display picture
Step 2) Give people cringy nicknames and throw around kiss and heart emojis and use slang terms that you wouldn't dare to use in real life, but you want to fit in so you use them on said app. Also private message as many dudes as you can and lead them on to get them to like you because nobody in real life gives you attention as you cant hide behind filters and makeup.
Step 3) Change display pic so you get more people commenting on it and more thirsty people giving you attention
Step 4) Pretend you hate the app, when in reality you love going on it and always think about going on it even when you've apparently "left the app".
Step 5) Change display pic again to another selfie with a couple filters and plenty of makeup that will gain more attention
Step 6) Tell everyone you are leaving the app, but before leaving you tell all the males to add you on snapchat
Step 7) All of a sudden become very active on snapchat and constantly post multiple selfies to your story every single day
Step 8) Approximately 1-3 months later the attention from snapchat has gone, and people give you no attention in real life so you repeat the process and go back to Step 1 and re-download chat app.
Step 1) Download chat app and set a selfie as your display picture
Step 2) Give people cringy nicknames and throw around kiss and heart emojis and use slang terms that you wouldn't dare to use in real life, but you want to fit in so you use them on said app. Also private message as many dudes as you can and lead them on to get them to like you because nobody in real life gives you attention as you cant hide behind filters and makeup.
Step 3) Change display pic so you get more people commenting on it and more thirsty people giving you attention
Step 4) Pretend you hate the app, when in reality you love going on it and always think about going on it even when you've apparently "left the app".
Step 5) Change display pic again to another selfie with a couple filters and plenty of makeup that will gain more attention
Step 6) Tell everyone you are leaving the app, but before leaving you tell all the males to add you on snapchat
Step 7) All of a sudden become very active on snapchat and constantly post multiple selfies to your story every single day
Step 8) Approximately 1-3 months later the attention from snapchat has gone, and people give you no attention in real life so you repeat the process and go back to Step 1 and re-download chat app.
by Teddy Bates May 27, 2017
Get the Lifeless Hanz mug.To be a lifeless Hanz you must do the following in order:
Step 1) Download chat app and set a selfie as your display picture
Step 2) Give people cringy nicknames and throw around kiss and heart emojis and use slang terms that you wouldn't dare to use in real life, but you want to fit in so you use them on said app. Also private message as many dudes as you can and lead them on to get them to like you because nobody in real life gives you attention as you cant hide behind filters and makeup.
Step 3) Change display pic so you get more people commenting on it and more thirsty people giving you attention
Step 4) Pretend you hate the app, when in reality you love going on it and always think about going on it even when you've apparently "left the app".
Step 5) Change display pic again to another selfie with a couple filters and plenty of makeup that will gain more attention
Step 6) Tell everyone you are leaving the app, but before leaving you tell all the males to add you on snapchat
Step 7) All of a sudden become very active on snapchat and constantly post multiple selfies to your story every single day
Step 8) Approximately 1-3 months later the attention from snapchat has gone, and people give you no attention in real life so you repeat the process and go back to Step 1 and re-download chat app.
Step 1) Download chat app and set a selfie as your display picture
Step 2) Give people cringy nicknames and throw around kiss and heart emojis and use slang terms that you wouldn't dare to use in real life, but you want to fit in so you use them on said app. Also private message as many dudes as you can and lead them on to get them to like you because nobody in real life gives you attention as you cant hide behind filters and makeup.
Step 3) Change display pic so you get more people commenting on it and more thirsty people giving you attention
Step 4) Pretend you hate the app, when in reality you love going on it and always think about going on it even when you've apparently "left the app".
Step 5) Change display pic again to another selfie with a couple filters and plenty of makeup that will gain more attention
Step 6) Tell everyone you are leaving the app, but before leaving you tell all the males to add you on snapchat
Step 7) All of a sudden become very active on snapchat and constantly post multiple selfies to your story every single day
Step 8) Approximately 1-3 months later the attention from snapchat has gone, and people give you no attention in real life so you repeat the process and go back to Step 1 and re-download chat app.
by Teddy Bates May 24, 2017
Get the Lifeless Hanz mug.Sarah: I wish I'd never slept with a man before I met you.
Jane: ahhh then you'd be a lifetime lesbian...like me.
Jane: ahhh then you'd be a lifetime lesbian...like me.
by Brosiecoolio July 24, 2017
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