dick-notized

adj. -when a woman or gay man becomes utterly distracted and oblivious to their surroundings due to the fact that a handsome man is in the immediate area.

john- "Hey! earth to Stacy! WTF?"

Stacy- *comes to attention* "oh.... sorry! what?"

Spencer- "Don't even bother, man. She's totally dick-notized when that guy is here."

by 2ChromeColts June 30, 2009

dick duvet

1. Foreskin.
2. Condom.

My wife stole the duvet, my rabbi stole my dick duvet!

by Ian Chode July 12, 2004

dick waud

A version of dick wod (similar to dick weed) as used by certain vintage motorcycle racers.

That guy is a total dick waud.

by Freddie Madness April 30, 2009

Rubber Dicking

When two men slap their flaccid dicks together and have them bounce back like rubber.

When Rob and Jim could not give one another an erection, a little rubber dicking was in order.

by nosferahtan May 8, 2013

Beaux's Dick

Amazingly perfect dick in size, shape, and length

Beaux's Dick fucks Paige's Pussy all night long making her go crazy for more

by mike-ox big November 22, 2011

turd dick

a dick that looks like a turd

fuck, my dick looks like a turd..
im such a turd dick

by lollllipop July 14, 2011

Dumbledore Dick

A magical penis; specifically the male genitalia having certain unexplainable power over others. Often refers to an otherwise undesirable human being having an incongruous ability to mount the person/oriface of their choice.

Dude - that guy is a total douchebag - and he's with that total hotty! No job - no prospects - he's not even that clean! I guess he has a Dumbledore Dick.

by TheElderOne October 17, 2011