TheElderOne's definitions
A magical penis; specifically the male genitalia having certain unexplainable power over others. Often refers to an otherwise undesirable human being having an incongruous ability to mount the person/oriface of their choice.
Dude - that guy is a total douchebag - and he's with that total hotty! No job - no prospects - he's not even that clean! I guess he has a Dumbledore Dick.
by TheElderOne October 17, 2011
Get the Dumbledore Dickmug.