19 Kids and Counting

an American reality television series that aired on the cable channel TLC for seven years until its cancellation in 2015

were able to skirt child labor laws because they were classified as documentaries. A 2010 investigation by The Times revealed that producers of 19 Kids and Counting

by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023

Kids are getting stabbed

Hey! You know who HASN'T stabbed any kids?

Hym 😃👈 "THIS GUY! But you know what? If what is happening to me is happening to other people, I AM NOT SURPRISED IN THE LEAST THOSE KIDS ARE GETTING STABBED! Not even a little bit! And, frankly, I think it's completely avoidable in this specific instance. And I know what you want me to do and I'm not doing. I'm not going to kill myself and I'm not going to be a slave. You want me away from your kids so bad you can either get your balls up and kill me yourself or you can pay me for that fucking AI I created and I won't have any reason to kill your kids. It isn't even about your piece of shit kids. It's about you using authority you don't actually have to deny other men the right to pursue happiness. And in MY instance, your doing it to someone who is better than YOU, better than YOU EVER COULD HAVE BEEN, and BETTER THAN YOUR FUCKING KIDS COULD EVER BE! Because it is YOU who is a WASTE OF REPRODUCTIVE CAPACITY. You did everyone a disservice by sticking your dick in that dumb slut you call a wife. You know, I walked past 2 of them today. Right at arms length."

by Hym Iam March 8, 2025

Meat Kid

A kid who loves meat. He eats it in class constantly, and always has a Meat Stick with him.

meat kid: “wanna Meat Stick?
Teacher: NO MEAT KID. NOBODY WANTS A MEAT STICK!!

by BearlyHanging November 7, 2019

Ur Bad Kid

A phrase used by toxic 9-year-olds on Fortnite.

Billy: LOL UR BAD KID U SUCK AT FORTNITE LOOOOOOOOOOOL

by Doors. August 26, 2022

ranch kid

Someone who eats ranch with literally anything and everything. Typically eats pizza by folding it and then dipping it into a giant cup of ranch.

The ranch kid couldn't eat his pizza with 3 cups of ranch.

by Ranch Kid December 18, 2022

Uber kid

Take's a Uber from Newark and to the Poconos and pays 83 dollars for it

Dumb Uber kid

by Uber kid April 23, 2017

Kids With Benefits

1. When your Friends With Benefits or person you are dating but not married to has a child or kid that you treat as if they were your own.

2. When you use someone's kid or child as personal training to prepare yourself for having kids or children of your own.

Rob: Who is that kid?
Bert: That's my Kid with benefits.
Rob: You have Kids With Benefits?
Bert: It's just one kid.

by Cantus Lupus April 10, 2024