Cat Loaf

A cat loaf is a cat that is sitting so perfectly it looks like a loaf of bread. To achieve a cat loaf the cat must not have any of its arms or legs showing and must have its tail tucked in, and thats a cat loaf.

"Omg you have a cat loaf!"
"yes i love my cat loaf"

by bobbly bob November 3, 2022

dexter cat

A fat badass cat that will shit in your bushes

There's Dexter Cat, crappin' in those bushes again

by Bossboy510 July 6, 2019

Cats

Arrogant little motherfuckers with ninja spikes in between their paws. slang for them

are pussy.

A fluffy animal which is good for being a house hold pet also known as a cats.

by uwuwuuwuwuwuw December 12, 2022

Cat

Dog

Farmer: go get the cat

by Yes I’m lesbian September 9, 2020

cat

feline animal fuzzy

my CAT is an amazing animal

by my drive April 5, 2022

pooty cat

a SUPER silly person who sillies all over the place constantly

see that lexi bitch shes such a pooty cat

by Toingle February 21, 2023

Cat Father

The kind of guy who deposits his load, does the bare minimum (if anything) and dips. Can typically be found expecting to be treated like the leader of a pride or king of the jungle but constantly complains about having to be there emotionally, mentally, or heaven forbid, financially for the children he helped create. Will have delusions of grandeur surrounding his contributions while blaming everyone but himself for his inability to provide what normal fathers consider par for the course.

Based off an English translation of a Dutch saying relating to absentee/irresponsible parenting habits that can be found universally across the Western world: katvader

Kim: Jamal is always talking about 'nation building' but he can't even raise his own kids.
Lea: Ugh, typical Cat Father.

by Sai the Magnificent December 28, 2021