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stink weasel 

a male's penis that has just been removed from a female's anal cavity after sex
My stink weasel smells like cheddar cheese because she was eating nachos earlier.
stink weasel by Amy Cornfretter October 25, 2007

ass weasel 

some one who is ugly and resembles a weasels ass for a face
Wow! Sage's boyfriend is really ugly, he looks like an ass weasel.
ass weasel by sXeJOSH November 11, 2006

cheese weasel 

A man who prefers to perform cunnilingus on a woman while she has a yeast infection.
Debbie had a yeast infection this week and that dirty cheese weasel ate her out every day.
cheese weasel by GoinHAM March 2, 2008

Screeching Weasel 

A punk band out of Chicago, Illinois. Mostly known because Blink 182 covered their song "The Girl Next Door"
Albums:
Screeching Weasel
Boogadaboogadaboogada
My Brain Hurts
Wiggle
Anthem For A New Tomorrow
How To Make Enemies and Irritate People
Kill The Musicians
Bark Like a Dog
Television City Dreams
Emo
Teen Punks In Heat
Screeching Weasel by Matt November 11, 2004

dung weasel 

a smelly person, who employs underhanded tactics, so as to make them untrustworthy. An untrustworthy person who is simultaneously foul-smelling.
She is a lying, dirty dung weasel.

That guy I work with is an under-handed dung weasel.

dung weasel by Kristin76 February 7, 2007

poon weasel 

A guy who hangs around parties and steal other people's girls.
He bounces from one group to the next stealing girls and eventually ends up at parties where he doesn't really know anybody but he is just trying to steal some poon.
This guy Paul was at my house party being a total poon weasel.
poon weasel by Schlik1 April 30, 2009