jolyan tessier

Jolyan is a super hot boy

Look at Jolyan Tessier he’s so hot and sexy

by Hahhegehxvxvxbd. Rebhsjw December 5, 2020

grandma tessie

the baddest baddie ever to exist. works at taco bell and eats all the tacos. if you need a baddie grandma, contact her at 911.

grandma tessie? is that you?

no im a bird.

by verycoolcockroach February 24, 2021

Maria Tess

Maria tess

Maria Tess

by MariabTess October 21, 2021

International tess day

International tess day is on the 18th of May on that u day u need to give all the tess/tessas u know food and love

Person 1 : its the 18th May do u know what that means

Person 2: no?

Person 1 : ITS INTERNATIONAL TESS DAY

Person 2: OMG YAY

by Dababababoobud September 5, 2021

Hot tessa

When you squirt Dijon mustard up her butt and then have her fart onto a hot dog and eat it.

“I had the best hot dog last night”

“Was it a hot tessa?”

“Bro I wish”

by Hotdogz August 6, 2022

Dirty Tessa

When u gotta shove a cheesestick up ur butthole because lola and Chris stole your buttplug

Hey mom can we get some cheese at the store? I might have to do a dirty tessa…

by Poot69 March 13, 2023

can'tless

unsufficent amount of can't

it is can'tless excpect you can

by inosh February 2, 2024