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Thanksgiving Sandwich Smash

A holiday version of the Portuguese Breakfast, sort of. When a male fills a female's vagina with stuffing and cranberry sauce. The male then inserts his penis, and rams the female very hard, as to smash the stuffing and the cranberry sauce into a mess. The female then lets the contents drip from her vagina.
Lawrence gave Morgan the ol' Thanksgiving Sandwich Smash over the break, according to anonymous sources
by miley cyrus is stupid December 1, 2010
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thunk

to consume alcohol while thinking deeply.
Hmm ... Let me thunk about it.
by Joel27 September 8, 2004
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Thunk

To "Flip" a cigarette away after finished, using the thumb and index finger.
I'm going to thunk my cig into the yard or out the window.
by Tron123 September 13, 2005
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thanksgiving

when you stuff a turkey in a womans vagina then fuck the turkey
after we thanksgiving martha we eat the turkey,stuffing and all.
by jesus fuck shit July 31, 2006
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Thanksgrieving

The experience of grieving on Thanksgiving Day, usually accompanied with loneliness and self-pity whilst others are grateful for life and enjoying a bountiful feast with family and friends. One tries to be thankful for their blessings, but their inner sorrow defeats all surrounding joy.
Nicole: "Happy Thanksgiving!"
Jay: "Thanks, but it's hard feeling happy when I'm so alone."
Nicole: "Dude, you are soooo having a Thanksgrieving. Me too!"
Jay: "Let's drink a bottle of wine."
Nicole: "Cheers!"
Jay: "Here's to Thanksgrieving - Salud!"
by CrazyJay November 17, 2011
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Thanks In Advance

Opposite of providing a public service. Quite the contrary; to expect or redeem, to posess a sense of self entitlement

"Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country." And for God's sake, be more responsible than "claiming" to use protection and "claiming" to be a single stay at home mom living high on the hog because you have no choice.

Grow up and get a job already you 30 year old teenager!
by bubbles696969 February 28, 2010
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