Granny Grab time

Typically occurs an hour before club closing time…whereby all the hot chicks are taken and if you want some loving it’s Granny Grab time.

Oh look…it Granny Grab time and the tosser that’s has spent all night cracking onto everyone in da house has a fine selection of grannies to choose from.

by Kylzam June 11, 2022

Gushing Granny

When an older woman squirts during sexual intercourse

My favorite porn star is a gushing granny.

by CertifiedNegroid January 17, 2025

granny crumbs

an absolute bitch ass trick ass boosted ass baiting ass dude. also smells like hotdog water with a clef palate

Damn man, that dude straight granny crumbs.

by mangotango377 March 5, 2021

gossip granny

Always wanting the gossip. The lates hits and latest couple

KOSTA:Any news today?
KEELY: your such a gossip granny.

by I am me don't judge March 14, 2016

granny pimpin

Verb-to become friends with an older someone, in hopes that they will trade you their prescription medicine for a little money on the side.

I can't do anythin today guys, i have to go granny pimpin cause i am low on vicadin

by snwduuuuudeee May 7, 2009

Granny Crime

This is a name earned by robbing someone lads gaff over the age of 70, you must be a granny but gender doesnt matter

"Hey Paul did you hear that Peter mate is granny crime?"

by The funny word game May 20, 2020

Smash the granny out of her

It's when bang a dove so hard, she commits suicide around 40 or 50 years old, not wanting to grow into an ol' granny knowing she can never have it like that again! (Next time you're out with your mates, try this term out.. promise it's always a hit with the lads!)
Origin: Northhampton, London UK Football Hooligan Slang.

Fellow 1: See that dove in the corner by the pool table?
Fellow 2: Yeah, she looks right proper. You outta smash the granny out of her tonight!!!

by JuiceBoxDaryl November 30, 2020