window of assportunity

The window of time between relationships when someone is weak, vulnerable, and easily fucked.
Justin: "So, I heard that Angie is leaving her husband"

Steve: "Really?! I'm going to have to get moving so I don't miss my window of assportunity!
by newsteve August 12, 2011
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windows update

Something that a bunch of hyped up on Starbuck's coffee Bill Gates employees should have thought of in foresight
Bob: Hey Chris, let's run down to Starbuck's and then go by the office supply store on the way back. I wanna get one the new Star Trek pocket protectors while they have some left.

Chris: Yeah, that sounds cool dude. Let's just blow all this off. We can always make like a Windows Update type thing for this shit.

Bob: Haha..yeah. hahaha

Chris: Yeah, haha. Screw this. Hey, I got first dibs on the Warf pocket protector...
by Super Gerbil October 30, 2003
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Window-Licker

An offensive term meaning a retard, someone who licks windows.
Comes from when people with learning disablities etc go on coach trips, it is a common belief that they lick windows.
Random kid 1: *Falls over*
Random kid 2: God, you're such a window-licker!
by JeffIsGoingToHell August 20, 2009
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Windows Vista

A recently released version of windows that mac idiots often bash for its supposed errors. All of the critics of vista usually have not used the os at all, but just feel cool for crying and wishing mac was better. Mac=emo, nonconformists, crybaby hippies. Vista=mainstream,
Mac: Dude Windows Vista sucks it has errors narr!!!!
PC: You should probably learn how to use a computer.
Mac: Lets save the world, vista is stupidd!!! narrrrkkk!
by big poppy33 March 07, 2009
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Windows XP

the best Os yet by microsoft, but there alot of compatibility issues with older programs, other than that it is sick. with remote desktop in xp pro i can be in school and listen to my mp3s.
xp wont last as soon as long horn is released
by JeVoNeR December 10, 2003
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shopping window

The above definition is right... I love brick breaker.
Example of extending the shopping window:
Guy:"Okay honey im done, lets g-"
Girl hands guy brick breaker
Guy:"I guess I could stay a little longer"
by Erectin a dispenser! November 27, 2010
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Windows Vista

The lastest security breach from Microshaft. Windows Vista features a whole heap of junk you didn't want, hidden so well that you can't find it to get rid of it. Also has more holes than a piece of swiss cheese, and possibly the worst GUI in history.

If found on your computer, you should immediately download Linux and install that instead, since it will be infinitely more secure than leaving your computer open to anyone who wants to walk right in and use it :)
Windows Vista: Sucks, blows and chokes itself at the same time.
by Charles E. Faulkner January 25, 2009
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