by Jon64Bailey April 14, 2009
Get the short workmug. 1.) noun: The unconscionable result when a stingy bartender withholds egregiously on portion size in dispensing your overpriced libation.
2.) verb: To dispense an alcoholic beverage in a shamefully parsimonious fashion.
2.) verb: To dispense an alcoholic beverage in a shamefully parsimonious fashion.
by Dr. J. Iglesias, Esq. June 22, 2011
Get the short-pourmug. Short shorts made of a plasticy material worn by women for both athletic purposes and comfort. They are very comfortable to wear and also do a good job at flaunting not only the booty, but the legs and thighs as well.
Did you see that girl running by? She was totally sexy!
Was she wearing yoga pants?
No she was wearing running shorts!
Was she wearing yoga pants?
No she was wearing running shorts!
by nilethe146 May 2, 2015
Get the Running Shortsmug. 50 years into the past, people will find out about covid 30 years later, and if you use it its retarded
by ilikeweirdfortnitecards October 23, 2022
Get the Youtube shortsmug. When I grew up in Short Hills in the 1960s and 1970s, it was a village of very good looking, athletic, clean-cut and privileged people: 1/3 Episcopalian, 1/3 Irish Catholic and 1/3 Jewish. Honestly, it was idyllic for a kid.
However, there was a lot of anti-Semitism from the Christians, and a lot of very nouveau riche behavior from the Jews. The Irish Catholics generally had lots of kids and tons of money. The three groups did not mix, except that some Aristo-Irish hung around with the High WASPs.
The Short Hills Club was predominantly Episcopalian, and no Jews were allowed as members or guests in any private clubs. If you were Italian or Polish or Black (there were no Blacks) forget it.
Like the rest of America, it has changed for the better and, also, the worst.
However, there was a lot of anti-Semitism from the Christians, and a lot of very nouveau riche behavior from the Jews. The Irish Catholics generally had lots of kids and tons of money. The three groups did not mix, except that some Aristo-Irish hung around with the High WASPs.
The Short Hills Club was predominantly Episcopalian, and no Jews were allowed as members or guests in any private clubs. If you were Italian or Polish or Black (there were no Blacks) forget it.
Like the rest of America, it has changed for the better and, also, the worst.
"You are not a member of the Short Hills Club? What is wrong with you?"
"Only Christians can go to dancing school."
"If you are not in Pack 1, forget it."
"Mrs. Smith ran off with Mr. Jones, and all their children are very sad."
"Let's drive around on Christmas Eve and see how Jewish the town is becoming."
"Do you live within the chimes of Christ Church?"
"Only Christians can go to dancing school."
"If you are not in Pack 1, forget it."
"Mrs. Smith ran off with Mr. Jones, and all their children are very sad."
"Let's drive around on Christmas Eve and see how Jewish the town is becoming."
"Do you live within the chimes of Christ Church?"
by Allworthy August 26, 2009
Get the Short Hillsmug. They claim they're a band, but anyone with a fully functioning brain would prefer to listen to their cat taking a shit.
Also the main cause of suicide in Australia.
Also the main cause of suicide in Australia.
by Maaaaaaaaaaaate January 2, 2011
Get the Short Stackmug. short hills is the hottest place on the planet. its gorgeous, hilly, woody, and mansions totally consume the place. 90% of the town is jewish. JAP, (jewish american princess), is a common everyday term, because the truth is, we're filthy rich. We wear all designer clothing from designer boutiques, drive around town in our mercedes, smoke tons of pot, and get crunk every weekend at parties. Our mall, The Mall at Short Hills, is freaking famous. Kids in short hills to to Millburn High, one of the top schools in new jersey. At least 10% of all graduates go to ivy league schools. Parents are top business executives and make 500,000 bucks a year. It's short hills, dont hate us, cause our daddies can outbuy ur houses and use them as garages.
ppl from neighboring towns; "OMFG, do you see what those short hill girls and guys are wearing?"
short hills ppl;"Welcome to Short Hills, bitch."
short hills ppl;"Welcome to Short Hills, bitch."
by lorita salls July 16, 2008
Get the Short Hillsmug.