Tessa,derived from the word "asset" (spelt backwards) representing a princess who is loved by everyone, and has already found her knight in shining armor(He's in the Air Force).
Naturally a blonde, but uniquely charasmatic and brilliant. Her intellect has been known to surpass Einstien, himself. Because she can pass College Algebra with such ease.
Her voice has been known to put any insomniac to sleep.
You'll most likely encounter a Tessa on the nineth day of each month.
If you're lucky enough, you may experience a first kiss after staring at the stars for hours. But only if you see 9 shooting stars.
She's loyal, beautiful, gorgeous, and out going.
Tessa will always be the last thing on your mind before you will to sleep.
If you ever happen to fall in love with a Tessa, don't ever let her go.
She's the one thing everyone is missing in their life.
So you'll be the one person in the world to say you're complete.
You recieve presents from her, with just her PRENSENCE ALONE!
She'll give you kisses on the lips just for coming home.
She is a master at slaying zombies, and will take over the world with her knight in shining armor.
She's envied by all.
Naturally a blonde, but uniquely charasmatic and brilliant. Her intellect has been known to surpass Einstien, himself. Because she can pass College Algebra with such ease.
Her voice has been known to put any insomniac to sleep.
You'll most likely encounter a Tessa on the nineth day of each month.
If you're lucky enough, you may experience a first kiss after staring at the stars for hours. But only if you see 9 shooting stars.
She's loyal, beautiful, gorgeous, and out going.
Tessa will always be the last thing on your mind before you will to sleep.
If you ever happen to fall in love with a Tessa, don't ever let her go.
She's the one thing everyone is missing in their life.
So you'll be the one person in the world to say you're complete.
You recieve presents from her, with just her PRENSENCE ALONE!
She'll give you kisses on the lips just for coming home.
She is a master at slaying zombies, and will take over the world with her knight in shining armor.
She's envied by all.
Tessa....there are no examples of Tessa, other than herself, any attempt at an example would be beyond pathetic. Even if compared to the memory of Tessa.
by 9th shooting star August 19, 2011
Get the Tessa mug.Tess is the girl next door. She's fun, quirky and so loveable. She's the girl you'd take home to your parents. She's the girl all the guys wish their girlfriends were. Tess is a goddess with long blonde curly hair, a great rack and the perfect body to match. Tess is like sunshine, she brightens up your day as soon as you see her. Tess has a hidden talent in her singing voice and instrument playing abilities. She has the potential to be famous but she would rather be having a laugh with her friends. Tess is one of the funniest people you will ever come across, she always knows how to have a good time and is usually the life of the party. Tess has big hopes and dreams to marry her prince charming and live either in the country or on the beach. All in all Tess is a beauty and boys if you find her, hold onto her.
by james fordordordord September 29, 2011
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steps are as proceeds:
1. get her in your car and drive on the highway.
2. pull up to a tractor trailer and get the drivers attention.
3. ask the girl to go down on you.
4. if that dirty tramp goes down on the 'ole bracciole, knowing that guy's watching...she's a whore and can't be trusted.
steps are as proceeds:
1. get her in your car and drive on the highway.
2. pull up to a tractor trailer and get the drivers attention.
3. ask the girl to go down on you.
4. if that dirty tramp goes down on the 'ole bracciole, knowing that guy's watching...she's a whore and can't be trusted.
Sonny: You borrow my car. And then you give her the test.
Calogero 'C' Anello: What? The Mario test?
Sonny: Mario? Mario's a fucking psycho.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgv_gXCKSHs
Calogero 'C' Anello: What? The Mario test?
Sonny: Mario? Mario's a fucking psycho.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgv_gXCKSHs
by cristoforo capone October 17, 2008
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Last night I was getting ready to DATY with Genni, but she failed the smell test. Good thing I checked!
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Sam: Like Omar's balls?
Ala: Was one bigger than the other?
Omar: This conversation is so testicliocentric.
Sam: Like Omar's balls?
Ala: Was one bigger than the other?
Omar: This conversation is so testicliocentric.
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"I've got the house to myself this weekend as my husband Horace and his buddy Bill are testosteroaming in Colorado."
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