Tabaholic

Term referring to those who are addicted to Tab soda.

Dude, I've been drinking like 17 Tab sodas a day!
Whoa, you're such a Tabaholic!

by shannonberryshortcake October 21, 2008

Teabag

The act of dipping your scrotum into someone's mouth while they are asleep or not aware of what's going on.

HAHAHA FOO!!! You just got Teabagged!! LOL ROFL LMAO

by Trickz June 12, 2003

tabaco

never smoke tabaco because you get addicted to it then its bad for your lungs. really bad

Smoking tabaco will kill you

by TSR-Zero May 17, 2006

teabag

To dip a liberal scrotum into the mouth of a fellow Democrat while deriving mutual pleasure. (May be members of the same sex -- usually, but not exclusively, male).

Stop tryin' to talk while you're bein' cup to my teabag.

by Parsifal's cousin July 19, 2009

teabagged

To stick ones testicles on anothers chin.

Hakim Warrick of Syracuse just teabagged Royal Ivey from Texas on the way to their National Championship.

by Justin March 21, 2004

teabagging

When one gentleman puts his sac on another gentleman's parts; usually a forehead; preferably while gentleman number two is unconscious.

Ken was happy to provide a session of teabagging after Charlie fell asleep in his quarters last night.

by homewrangler December 18, 2016

100 teabags

act performed at a party when someone passes out on the floor, chair, or anything thats not a bed, when every able-bodied male drags his balls across the persons face for a total of 100 times

-dude, Fred passed out still holding his beer

-(shouts) 100 TEABAGS!
-all guys unzip and teabag the poor bastard

by alexwtf93 August 2, 2011