Pakistani Switch-off

Any sexual position involving sand.
We were going at it doggy style, but since we had been to the beach, we went for a Pakistani Switch-off.
by Infjustice November 03, 2010
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Slovakian Switch-a-roo

A wild act of fornication, whereby person A shits into a funnel that has been inserted into person B's anus. The pressure build-up then causes the faeces to enter person B's anus, thereby completing the shit switch-a-roo.
Vladimir is very freaky, I heard he gave Helga a Slovakian Switch-a-roo in the men's toilet last night. He must carry a funnel around with him the sick bastard.
by Kim Jong Poo August 11, 2022
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The ol switch grip

The action Where one has his or her hand get tired from masturbation that they have to switch hands to continue towards climax. (Must be said in a western cowboy voice).
I was jerking so hard that my left arm cramped so I did the ol switch grip.
by Croybarn October 28, 2017
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Automatic Light Switches

Something you install in your house if you want your life to be harder.
by The Pandalorian January 28, 2020
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Light Switch Policy

Light Switch Policy is a policy formulated by a country, organization or entity suffering under unsustainable or poor economic condition meant to persuade other parties within international community to gain investment, loan or any form of financial support from other entity for a certain period of time or condition until it become sustainable to run their own economy to the point of self-reliance (even break off of previously established financial support agreement or foreign trade with other entity) which in the long run enters a new stage of gradually decline in economic growth up to the point of unsustainability, thus repeating the first stage. Therefore creating a cycle of inconsistent policies switching between opening (on) and isolating (off) attitudes regarding international agreement of financial support or foreign trade, just like a light switch.
North Korea might implement a new type of policy known as Light Switch Policy thus become open to international community for certain period of time and back to isolation in the next period.
by thelegendtwentyeven January 31, 2021
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The Light Switch Bitch

TLSB is basically a female that makes you think and feel as if they care about you, and as you get to know them they switch up on you for no reason, and leave without explanation. ...how rude...what a Light switch Bitch (TLSB for short)
The Light Switch Bitch TLSB for short is a female who switches up on you out of no where...

Her: “I can’t F*ck with you no more”

Him: “I gave you all my energy Danisha and all my time”

You’re friend: “dude just drop her, she’s a Light Switch Bitch anyways”
by Twitch: TTVDeepReef February 25, 2021
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big red switch

Switch that completely de-energizes (or kills) a device. From early IBM PC's which had a Big Red Switch on the side connected to the main power feed.
It's out of control -- hit the Big Red Switch!!!!
by Anonymous March 30, 2003
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