Shark suit

OOOOH SHIT DAWG! I DIDN'T KNOW THAT WAS A THING!

Hym "OH! OOOOOOOH! Is that REAL!? I need that! I need a Shark suit! Badass!"

by Hym Iam August 15, 2023

three-piece suit

A lawyer who specializes in cash-seeking court-cases involving either a guy's "keeping an extra spare tire in his trunk" (i.e., getting some tail from two additional women besides his significant other), or someone's possessing one more than da two-firearm limit allowed by local ordnance --- I mean, ordinance.

Monica Blewinsky should have hired a three-piece suit to file a lack-of-faithfulness claim against da infamous "Willie with his willy", since in all likelihood he'd had at least one OTHER fellatio-favoring female in his life besides herself and his wife Hilary.

by QuacksO August 23, 2023

suit thinking

When upper management (the type of person who wears a suit to work) makes bad decisions or stupid decisions that only makes sense to other people in upper management.

Employee One: some of this stuff doesn't make sense, they send requisitions through two departments to get procurements for a third. What kind of thinking is that?

Employee two: That's suit thinking

by Regular Guy 0009 August 30, 2023

Condom Suit

A suit which also acts as a condom. Conforms to the shape of the penis.

Samus’s suit is the greatest condom suit.

by Sammy Summers January 6, 2020

dirty suit

When a business person in attire has sex with a coworker with only their pants down during business hours and everyone knows it happened

Our boss carter has a dirty suit every Friday with the janitor Taylor

Dude look at those dirty suits of accountant Koral and Nikki

by Onlyme4you April 26, 2020

Suit up

When a person is fronting like their something their not.

I don't hang with john,he's about that suit up bro.

by Young osirus May 12, 2020

Zoot Suit

A Zoot Suit is a suit that has a killer-diller jacket with drape shape, trousers with reet plates and stuffed cuffs, and a loud art deco necktie.

Also called a Pachuco, it was popular among rebellious youth in America during WWII

I'm picking up my Zoot Suit from the tailor to-morrow!

by Vintage Translator February 13, 2020