Swamp Donkey Stalker

A desperate, lonely and often times disturbed man that cruises the bars in northern Minnesota hoping to find swamp donkeys. He then gets drunk and tries to get noticed for a night of skanky ass, lowest form of sex with these beasts while he self pleasures his own ass!

Hey Ryan, look at that Ginger over there. I think he is trying to get fucked by that Swamp Donkey! He is a Swamp Donkey Stalker! I know Jobe, he can't catch a break ! All those years of being picked last in kickball has made him desperate for attention. Damn, his ass must be as wide as the Grand Canyon by now!

by 3$K August 5, 2017

Stacking Soup

To have any body part on another persons body.

Jan: Get off frank. What are u doing?

Frank: I'm just stacking soup.

by Random Albino August 19, 2009

Stake-Out, Fake-Out

(V). The act of scheduling an appointment to lead your boss to believe your busy, then calling the client and canceling the meeting the night before. The Stake-Out Fake-Out is completed upon telling your boss that the client canceled the meeting themselves, thus freeing you up for maximum gym time.

Abel: Do we have a meeting tomorrow?

Derek: Yeah, but i was thinking of pulling the ole' Stake-Out, Fake-Out.

Abel: Maximum Gym Time!

by toosweetkoolaid April 28, 2011

stacking abrahams

When you are so poor and/or have a low-paying job that only pays pennies. Contrast with "Stacking Benjamins" (many references) when you have so much money because you are successful (see lyrics for Fired Up by Shaggy).

Dude, did you know that Amber works midnight shift at McDonalds? She be stacking abrahams, yo.

by chopsz August 17, 2016

Stack

Throwing up gang signs from your set

I stack rolling 60s crips

by ricr4ollinsmoce June 9, 2021

stacking cheerios on it

To ride someone’s meat

To agree with everything another person says or does and gas them up for it

Jim hits a bullseye

Kevin “Dude you are so good at darts”

Me “You’re stacking cheerios on it”

by Wowza!!!! June 17, 2023

Capping stacks

The art of putting larger chip denominations on top of smaller stacks to make it appear that you have more chips in a poker game than you actually do.
This is done by placing your hands around your chips so others at the table are deceived...

Using a cell phone to hide chip amounts
I.e ... Capping stacks

by Duster1444 April 2, 2011