Stalemate

When, during the act of defecation, one realizes that there is not sufficient time to finish due to difficulty of the dump, and therefore wipes prematurely.

I feel a strange pressure on my rectum because I reached a stalemate in the bathroom in order to make it to class on time.

by Boohole Pluggin May 6, 2010

stalefish

To be stalefished is to be completely confused by another’s actions. When caught in the action of being stalefished one's eyebrows become unbalanced followed by the dropping of the jaw. Being stalefished is usually caused by witnessing a very stupid and inexplicable action.

She watched him put fireworks in his pants and she was stalefished.

by timmyjoeelzinga January 29, 2006

Stabe

To act in a manner that coincides with and/or emulates an action that Detective Eliot Stabler of the Special Victims Unit would approve of or do himself. Usually, said action is done to escalate, diffuse, or distribute violence in wholly awesome fashion.

So, after I killed the dictator of Kurdmakistan, I then took out a local Kurdmakistan woman, with her fully aware of my intentions to stabe the shit out of her hole. OR. During the bar brawl, Sandoval stabed an entire group of militant hipster Vespa riders.

by Detective John Munch January 1, 2010

Stale

The opposite to the British slang term 'fresh' - A person who, having come from another country to the Uk and being seen as 'fresh' has since adopted to the customs, habits, dialects etc of that particular region.

- Your grandma's from Nigeria? Is she fresh?

- Nah she's been living here quite a while, she's stale now.

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- I lost my strong Dutch accent after spending 10 years in England.

by Captain Capable September 19, 2011

Ottawa Stanley Cups

10 in total, won in the 1902/03, 1903/04, 1904/05, 1905/06 seasons making the Ottawa Senators the first Stanley cup dynasty team. cups were also won in the 1908/09, 1910/11, 1919/20, 1920/21, 1922/23, 1926/27 season. Often ignored by Leafs fans in thier illogical arguments about how Toronto is some how better.

Leafs Fan - Leafs are better then Ottawa, you guys have never even won a cup
Sens Fan - actualy there are 10 Ottawa Stanley Cups
Leafs Fan - those don't count
Sens Fan - well those Sens are about as related to our franchise as the 1967 Leafs are related to the clowns who wear the Leafs jersey today, also when was the last time you made the playoffs
Leafs Fan - ... ummm Sens suck
Sens Fan - Original

by Sam Walsh April 9, 2008

pickle stabber

pointed toe shoes like the ones worn in the early 1990's

I'm going to kick him in the nuts with my pickle stabbers

by Erinm September 24, 2005

Sable

This blonde bombshell was a pioneer of sorts as she was the female most responsible for ushering in the explosion of "wrestling divas" into the world of professional wrestling.

Her real name is Rena Mero. She is a former WWE Women's Champion and she's been on the cover of Playboy on three occasions. She was married to Marc Mero, but they seperated in 2003. Is currently dating Brock Lesnar.

Her body is still fantastic, but she looks older facially than one would think someone who was born in 1967 would look like. Is the mother of all MILF's though not to mention Grade-A MILF material. She gives a sexy older woman vibe which some may find appealing.

Sable is oh so MILFalicious!!!

by Lord Azzington June 6, 2005