Main squeeze

Not your boy/girlfriend but they come before everyone else. You both have feelings for each other but your not dating. You still look at other people but there just your number one friend

Tom: who’s that girl your always around
Jay:oh that’s just my main squeeze

by Nyccc38 January 20, 2020

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How to squeeze someones balls

Grab from under and squeeze until you here a popping noise and then you should be able to squeeze really hard and crush them and then it will hurt the male

Ha I popped your balls and they crumbled right in my fingertips. How to squeeze someones balls

by How to squeeze someones balls May 7, 2021

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Squeegle

The act of someone poking, stabbing, shanking, hugging, or remotely touching you as a surprise. Having to squeek followed by a small giggle afterwards as such the "Pillsbury Dough-boy/girl" status.

After not seeing him for a few weeks, I surprised glomped him- turning out he was the wrong person; he still Squeegled anyway.

by AngelenaLuu January 25, 2008

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A dude who has power over all because of his god- like appearance. This man plays lead guitar for a multitude of bands. He also plays ice hockey but sux at it. Squeezie is a chick magnet that all the hott chicks flock to, and I don't mean chickens! This man is also HUGE. He can consume much beverage and state altering material. He is Jewish, Christian, Irish, Atheist, German, African, Russian, Italian, and part horse. Although some of these origins are not visible from the outside, if you look up his butt, you might find something landing on your face. WARNING: Squeezie is addictive because of his humor and could incinerate your brain with laughter.

All the bitch's are addicted to Squeezie; no lie.

by Squeezie Them Boobies March 1, 2009

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