slaptastic

when something is so awesome or incredible that it's beyond words

my girlfriend is so slaptastic!!!

by fishfinn December 11, 2024

splatter bodies

A term for speckles or splatter (singular: "splatter body") of feces that appear on the sides and rim of a toilet. Often difficult to scrub off after drying for several days.

My friends toilet has more splatter bodies than a public restroom at a Nickleback concert

by Doubleduck2024 December 13, 2024

splatter bodies

The speckles and spots of feces that remain on the rim or inside walls of a toilet, and often become difficult to scrub off after a couple days of maturing.

My buddy's toilet has more splatter bodies than a public toilet at a Nickleback concert.

by Doubleduck2024 December 13, 2024

slaptheyarmulke

Something my dad says when referring to somebody who’s not Jewish yet looks Jewish.
Meaning to “slap the yarmulke” on the persons head despite only allegedly being Jewish.

Dude did you see Chris’ giant schnoz?
Yeah, talk about a real slaptheyarmulke
Wtf does that mean?
Sorry, my dad says it.

by Hexonxonx January 31, 2025

Splat dugging

The act of getting a heterosexual veteran of a trench war to remember having gay relations with a war buddy

Yo, Im about to go splat dugging Justin's grandpa, wanna come?

by Gorper1275 February 4, 2025

Splat Rat

The act of giving a guy a blowjob, holding the cum in your mouth, and then using it to get a girl pregnant while eating her out.

I gave her a splat rat and now her boyfriend thinks it’s his.

by Diesel Truck March 19, 2025

Splat

Reference to the sound of a woman's genitals being smacked with a spatula with the resulting sound being a noun to describe a vagina

Dave asked for Kim to send him a picture of her splat

Jane had a fine looking splat

by Mustgav July 26, 2025