Simon

He’s the guy also frequently known as the retard

Guy 1: Look there’s simon
Guy 2: oh he’s a retard

by Yessir80 November 23, 2021

leah simms

Leah Simms is a person who is so scared of needles they literally run out of the building when school needles are administrated. Leah Simms is also a huge kiss ass/teachers pet, and will argue her way to a 100 on any test. She got a 57 once and had a siezure when she saw it. Is a Frenchie (the people in french immersion who are also Leah Simms). also is doing the most. Leah Sim ms loves friendshippenis

Damn, Leah Simms needs to grow the fuck up

Leah Simms had a crush on a gay guy

by gaygaybooboobutt69 February 27, 2019

And Simon

Shout b

Who's going out?
Jake, Gravy, Holland, Chinese, Crab, Surge
and Simon

by and Simon March 10, 2020

Jean-Simon

A person called Jean-Simon is a French Canadian that loves Grammar.

It's 'their' not 'they're'. You're being a total Jean-Simon.

by Patate Molle May 27, 2022

Simonist

Stemming from a Rule 34 image featuring Alvin and the Chipmunks receiving head from their respective Chippette, a Simonist refers to one who believes that Simon is the Chipmunk Receiving the Best Head. Unfortunately, this is incorrect as Simon is not Receiving the Best Head, and therefore the term has become synonymous with “retard”.

Simonist: “I believe that Simon is receiving the best head.”
Theodorian and Alvinist: “Oh no, here we go... the Simonist is at it again...”
Simonist: “Please don’t call me that...”
Because even the Simonist knows that it is shameful to be a Simonist.

by Microwave.io September 19, 2019

simon

1. a term used to describe an annoying bastard who goes around and fucks up people's lives.

2. a grumpy, selfish person who shows no respect for others

1. Man do you know that kid over there?
2. Yea, I know him.
1. I got accused of cheating because of him.
2. Me too, he is such a simon!

by AntiSimon2 August 11, 2010

Simon Jung

See William Hung.

Damn, that guy sings like Simon Jung!

by Owen April 2, 2004