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Simon

Simon is a genuinely gay person and is never afraid to express it. Every lgbt person should have the confidence that Simon does.
Friend 1: ur so gay.
Friend 2: I’m basically a Simon.
by Babeslayer69420 June 5, 2020
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Simon Le Bon’s Yacht

To have a total fuck up which is compounded by another total fuck up which could have been avoided.

Originates from the time when Simon Le Bon capsized his yacht then realised he didn’t have any Insurance.
“See that guy’s house burned down? Daft twat didn’t have any insurance! Proper Simon Le Bon’s yacht that one!”
by The Dung Hammer June 13, 2025
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Anna-simon

She is the most popular girl in school she has a creative mind and is very beautiful her beauty is beyond the world she’s naturally stunning. She has many good friends. she makes people smile by looking at her she is the warmest most cutest person in all existence. She’s has brown hazel eyes and beautiful dark brown hair. She’s the funniest person ever omg and she don’t take any bullshit from nobody. PERIODD.
Omg it’s Anna-simon wow I can’t believe my eyes she’s absolutely beautiful

Damn who’s that oh that’s ANNA-SIMON SHES THE MOST ATTRACTIVE GIRL IVE EVER SEEN.
by Louis_06 April 12, 2021
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Simon

A Simon is a person with a huge pp. it’s as long as an anaconda and as thick as a soda can. A Simon will also fuck your girlfriend. Tip: if you have a girlfriend and a friend named Simon, keep them apart cuz he will slay her pussy.
Joe: Hey, Simon fucked my girlfriend last night
Bob: me too!
by DoobleShit July 31, 2021
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Simon persio

A jolly fellow who is very strong and benches 350
He is a real Simon persio when he’s in the gym
by Shuagy September 5, 2023
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Simon Goh

Simon is a very handsome man,he is charming and sweet.He may looks fierce or quiet all the time.But he will be there whenever anyone that is close to him needed help.
Hi its simon goh!instant report from wahkee!
by Rae lil black November 23, 2021
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Simon

A person who leaves a organization to play for a better team

Someone who chases letters

Someone who wants to add letter
Simon left the saints a team to play for the blues aa team
Ex- He had one letter a but wanted another one
by BoshaBenders June 19, 2017
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