Girl 1: Brad Pitt is a total seismologist
girl 2: (sarcasticly) he's almost as seismologistic as ur dad!
girl 2: (sarcasticly) he's almost as seismologistic as ur dad!
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One very small ginger Bosnian girl wich is very attractive and intelligent... Many boys fell after her but only one is special for her... She has beautiful red hair, deep blue eyes, seductive smile and laugh, she is chubby and she has beautifull body.
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The name originates from the Seinfeld show where the whole gang sees who can go the longest with doing it. Elaine ends up winning.
The name originates from the Seinfeld show where the whole gang sees who can go the longest with doing it. Elaine ends up winning.
"The tension in the group had become unbearable. They had been Seinfelding if for a month now, and only Steve had backed out."
by masterblaster603 December 20, 2009
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Mom: Alright if you want to ride your bike you have to wear a helmet.
Kid: Im 16 years old im pretty sure i don't need a helmet.
Mom: Then you can't go out.
Kid: Your being ridicules ma its a block away.
Mom: You can get hit by a car and fall and crack your skull
Kid: Alright so at the specific time i go down the block, im going to be in some kind of final destination stance when Death pushes a fucking car over the sidewalk flipping over and specifically crushing me. You really need to stop jerry seinfelding and you can start by SHUTTING THE FUCK UP.
A family is in a supermarket
Mom: I don't want to get the sauce off the shelf.
Dad: Yah i agree
Kid: Why not
Mom: There is a scary looking black guy in that isle.
Kid: What is he going to do fucking rape you.
Dad: How about we go to the super market in long island.
Kid: that is like 2 fucking hours away.
Mom: Yah lets go there
Dad: The prices are also too expensive
Kid: Whats the big difference
Mom: Well the can of sauce is like 2 dollars cheaper at the other super market.
Kid: First off this is a block away from our house make use of it, second off i can pull 2 dollars out of my ass crack if you want and finally...Shut the fuck up and stop jerry seinfelding before i go kramer on your ass.
Kid: Im 16 years old im pretty sure i don't need a helmet.
Mom: Then you can't go out.
Kid: Your being ridicules ma its a block away.
Mom: You can get hit by a car and fall and crack your skull
Kid: Alright so at the specific time i go down the block, im going to be in some kind of final destination stance when Death pushes a fucking car over the sidewalk flipping over and specifically crushing me. You really need to stop jerry seinfelding and you can start by SHUTTING THE FUCK UP.
A family is in a supermarket
Mom: I don't want to get the sauce off the shelf.
Dad: Yah i agree
Kid: Why not
Mom: There is a scary looking black guy in that isle.
Kid: What is he going to do fucking rape you.
Dad: How about we go to the super market in long island.
Kid: that is like 2 fucking hours away.
Mom: Yah lets go there
Dad: The prices are also too expensive
Kid: Whats the big difference
Mom: Well the can of sauce is like 2 dollars cheaper at the other super market.
Kid: First off this is a block away from our house make use of it, second off i can pull 2 dollars out of my ass crack if you want and finally...Shut the fuck up and stop jerry seinfelding before i go kramer on your ass.
by Chris Toh Fah September 8, 2010
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Jerry Seinfeld (pretending to be dark and mysterious): I don't care for laughter I feel it is just a pointless escape from the cold world we actually live in
Girsl: So what do you do?
Jerry Seinfeld: I'm a comedian
Girsl: So what do you do?
Jerry Seinfeld: I'm a comedian
by Spikesy June 1, 2006
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