Sausage Thief 

Someone who steals guys from another girl

A Dong Killstealer

I was dancing with that guy, but when he started creeping me out I left, and then my friend swept in while I was going to the bathroom!

What a Sausage Thief!

Sausage Thief by ThisPostWasNotMadeByNico November 3, 2010

Sausage Valve 

The part of the male body used for a multitude of purposes; showing off to friends, Sexual intercourse, Urinating, etc. Also know by such terms as Penis or Dong.

Mark: My woman sure does want a baby.
Tom: You going to give her the fillup?
Mark: Yes sir, Ill open the Sausage valve and iced her cake.
Tom: Way to use your sausage valve buddy!

Sausage Valve by imthattechguy January 25, 2011

Sausage Friendly 

A gay male. A homosexual man.

Apparently Bob is "sausage friendly"... Just saw him making out with Jimmy.

Sausage Friendly by David DollarBeer April 16, 2011

Sausage and Kraut 

Making love to your girlfriend while fantasizing about the glazed doughnut hole of an Eastern European porn star. Or, simply having sex with your European girlfriend.

She cooked me some traditional dinner native to her homeland, but we had Sausage and Kraut for dessert.

Sausage and Kraut by Vanilla Thunder 78 October 15, 2011

Sausage Bottom

When a woman wears a pair of calf-high boots (or higher) and her leg fat spills over the top, making her legs look like sausage links.

Hey Guy, look at that sausage bottom! As if Uggs weren't disgusting enough!

Sausage Bottom by Ms. Kittie December 17, 2011

sausage bomber

It's when a chick has a bowel movement, or passes gas during anal sex.

"While Vincent was giving Anjelica the ole Cajun hot stick, she countered with a sausage bomber. It was very messy..."

sausage bomber by Fire base eagle one December 9, 2013

Sausage Vulture 

A sausage vulture is a hideous creature known for hoarding and devouring Mexican sausage. They are easily tricked and often can be found lurking around swamp regions building nests from sticks. A sausage vulture often attempts to prey upon superior creatures, for example it's arch enemy the bacon hawk, generally finding failure and shame in such endeavors.

The sausage vulture and the bacon hawk are at it again, boy that bacon hawk is sure laying a beating on the sausage vulture.

Sausage Vulture by SayNoToSausageVulture May 5, 2014