yard sitter

Old couch rednecks put in their front yard to sit and drink Coors Banquet beers

My buddies and I drink beer on my yard sitter when our wives piss us off

by jbrow December 8, 2020

Kapey Shatter

used as an insult towards someone that shatters 0-1 people with an ultimate.

HOLY FUCK ACTUAL KAPEY SHATTER?!

by Kapeyson March 2, 2021

xyratonic shatter

a shatter from a multidimensional bomb bigger than the universe

guy 1: I am going to blow up all life and the universe with the xyratonic breaker
guy 2: thats going to cause a xyratonic shatter

by iamgoingtokillofftheuniverse23 April 27, 2021

Compton scattering

What a white guy in an Enyce or Fubu outfit that doesn't do anything but listen to Ice Cube and Ice T records all day would do if he was really in Compton, every time, any time.

I've just been laying here bleeding out like a lamb since the Compton scattering incident, scared to get up again. They just got so mean since we fell out, they're bad seeds and they've been scaring me lately. They got me looking over both shoulders.

by Solid Mantis May 8, 2021

solo shatter

something sexual, like everything coined in Asylum 669

Merek: "Im fine, thanks:)"
Eliza: "Glad to hear that, I'd still solo shatter you tbh"

by urbandictionary61561 May 11, 2021

'tard sitter

Someone who works at a direct care facility and helps to take care of people with developmental disabilities--especially ones with genetic cognitive disabilities. Essentially a baby sitter for retarded people.

Friend: Hey, let's go watch the game tonight!
'Tard Sitter: Sorry, bro. I can't go out to the game tonight because I picked up an extra 'tard sitting shift tonight.

by redpillsatori July 15, 2021

Chair Sitter

Friendly term used for someone who is lazy or a procrastinator.

Yogi is such a chair sitter.

by Take Care 333 July 30, 2021