safeway

the shittiest company i have ever worked for

i work for a slave labour company

by shitful February 22, 2004

safetard

safe•tard -- safetard
noun

1.) A person overly concerned with safety to a ridiculous level.

2.) A person in the gun community who follows more safety rules, than Cooper's traditional four rules, outside of IPSC, USPSA, or IDPA.

Dan: Damn John is such an idiot, he keeps yelling at the guys running back from the line, because he says they're breaking the "180 rule." Doesn't he know that shit is only for non-realistic gun games?

Mike: What a safetard.

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Sally: Why does Kristen have that kid in a life jacket, floaties, and a flotation belt?

Jane: Because she's a safetard.

by Gunguy November 1, 2014

safecore

1: An informal greeting.
2: An expression of pleasant suprise.
3: A description of something good.

1:
Person A: Safecore, person B
Person B: Safecore.

by Eikasia June 15, 2006

SafeSearch is off

Turns Google into the best way to find porn. :D

Go into the Search Preferences, and disable the "SafeSearch".

by S_t_G December 26, 2004

safety shit

The shit you take before going out on a date where you expect to get laid so as not to poop in your date's bathroom.

Man, I took a safety shit before my date with Denise!

by LordFartingtonTheThird April 27, 2016

safety poo

A poo that you take before you leave to go out to a party or on a night out, so that you won't need a shit later on.

Mike: I'm back, I was just having a safety poo, any of you guys need one? You can use my toilet..
Tom: No, I'm good, I had one before I came round.
Mike: Ben?
Ben: I tried but it just won't come out.

by mikethompson February 14, 2009

safeqouin

1. A term used by many British cricket fans, doesn't really have a meaning they just find it useful to use it in the middle of sentances when they think its necessary but to everyone else it sounds like complete jiberish.

2. A word that is said by many teenage aussies imitating english cricket supporters about their accents and their ability to confuse you with the pronunciation of the simplest words.

BRITISH FAN: Ey matey, safeqouin you want a spare ticket

AUSSIE FAN: Umm okay mate, how much

BRITISH FAN: Well safeqouin there top notch seats so how about $15.

AUSSIE FAN: Allright mate you got yourself a deal.

BRITISH FAN: Oh safeqouin, i thought i would be out hear for hours trying to safeqouin away with these tickets.

AUSSIE FAN: Umm?

by sicklad1 December 28, 2010