Bad Romance

tis a song
thine lyrics goes like this:

Whoooooaaaa
Story of Undertale.
I fell through a cave on Mount Ebott,
I faced an evil, talking’ flower in a pot,
Explains the plot,
Wants me dead, wants me to rot.
Toriel saves me, takes me to her home,
And hooks me up with a brand new monster phone,
Leaves me alone,
But I escape and meet some bones.
Should I be a pacifist?
Or should I use my fists?
I’m feeling evil, think I’ll kill them all.
I’m homicidal, and I’ve got a taste,
I want to wipe out the Monster race.
I’ve got no patience, got no resolve,
I will slaughter, screw the dialogue.
I fell from the light.
Talk or Should I fight?
Monster genocide.
This my Undertale.
I’ll slaughter Undyne, I’ll waste who I choose.
With all this EXP there’s no way that I’ll lose.
Now watch me move,
I won’t stop I’m feelin' rude.
Asgore is shaking, he hears my approach,
I’ll slaughter Sans and squash his bro like a roach,
Chara’s my coach,
All these monsters I will poach.
Screw being pacifist.
I think I’ll use my fists.
I’m feeling evil, think I’ll kill them all
I’m homicidal, and I’ve got a taste
I want to wipe out the Monster race
I’ve got no patience, got no resolve
I will slaughter, screw the dialogue
Burnt pan, toy knife, use a stick to take your life
Tough glove, ballet shoes, epic fight like front page news
King Asgore wants to collect human souls
Seven of them, is his ultimate goal
Open the door, to humanity’s realm
Start a new war, humans overwhelm
person 1: i like bad romance
person 2: Whoooooaaaa - oh - oh - oh - oh - oh - oh - oh -oh - oh
by thenameofthegods January 2, 2025
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media romance

when people want to live like fictional people in media and the public officials that haven’t met most of the people they represent.
College students have been in a media romance since they began in the 11th century.
by Coop Dupe June 15, 2018
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inter-furry romance

Romantic tension between two people identifying as furries
Prometheus: " What do you like about the comic ? "
Gabrielle: " I personally like the hot inter-furry romance "
by makki413 October 2, 2023
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Tattered Romance

A wattpad story involving three characters Adriana Rozavka and Nick who must come together and stop the evil Farole Clan from destroying the world.
Jannabelle: Did you read Tattered Romance? The tension is sooo good!!

Quyen: Girl you betcha, my #1 read rn!
by spoonologist August 5, 2023
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blue collar romancing

Blue collar romancing is when a hardworking man uses his grimy hands (covered in grease, oil, dirt, etc) to pull out his wiener and shoves it in a girl’s booty hole while giving her a fish-hook.
TammyLynn came over when I was off work and I gave her some blue collar romancing!
by Mrs_wright93 February 10, 2023
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Romance

She: Although you better romance me first time
He:I'll romance you with a dick in your mouth is that good?
by thamr November 12, 2022
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