arkham's razor

Never try to understand a crazy person’s motives…they’re crazy after all!

I don’t know why he quit, this thing is starting to take off!

Man, that’s arkham's razor, don’t try to understand crazy people!

by Justice fer all February 6, 2024

Mackey’s Razor

Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by derangement.

Bob: I keep hearing about MacKey’s Razor, but I don't know what it is.
Alice: Same. Most likely, it's just a razor owned by someone named Frank MacKey.

MacKey’s Razor is a simple rule and key that helps us make decisions online during our constant state of mental disturbance and stupidity!

by DilleyDilleyDilley February 6, 2024

mad dog shitting razor blades

When you are having a conversation with someone that continuously charges the topic to avoid the conversation.

Person 1: So please provide some evidence that can only work on a Flat Earth and wouldn't work on Globe Earth.
Person 2: ...You don't know what Dark Matter is!
Person 1: Talking to you is like a mad dog shitting razor blades! I'm out

by WozInOz May 10, 2024

Ivan’s razor

If it doesn’t affect you day to day life , it doesn’t matter

That’s such an Ivan’s razor

by Ibrand January 30, 2025

Hitchen's Razor

That which can be asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence.

Hym "But Matt and Emma don't apply Hitchen's Razor when it comes to E. Jean Carol, do they? Heh."

by Hym Iam February 18, 2025

Trump's razor

A modification of Hanlon's razor; to attribute both malice and stupidity when explaining one's behavior.

Hanlon's razor advises not to attribute malice to a behavior when it could be reasonably explained by stupidity - Trump's razor advises attributing both.

"Supporters of 47th President Trump cheered on as he promised tariffs, thinking it would harm the target nations and boost the US's economy. Both assumptions are incorrect and based in a lack of understanding of tariffs and harmful intent - hence another example of Trump's razor." - MSNBC, probably.

by ma02rc February 27, 2025

Sean’s Razor

The opposite of Occam’s Razor - the most complicated, delusional and convuluted approach to solving any problem or understanding anything at all

That dude is so crazy. He only knows how to use Sean’s Razor to understand the world

by Beanol April 28, 2025