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Lap Puppet

An individual that sits on a mans lap while the mans erect penis resides in the anal cavity of the person sitting down. The resulting action is the person on the mans lap talks or screams making it look like a puppet on his lap.
In prision the weakest man becomes a lap puppet.
by Legacy NOC Team September 19, 2012
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Pennsylvania Pirate Puppet

When your boss forcefully sodomizes you while choking you with weed whip line.
Did you hear? Kyle is going to give Chance a Pennsylvania pirate puppet on Monday!
by YaBoyAD August 6, 2021
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Sock puppet people

People who pretend to be race horse trainers who are fronting for scum bags who can’t get a licenses.
The sock puppet people are taking all the purse money from the real racehorse trainers.
by Squrl November 15, 2023
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puppeteer

Someone who controls someone else through emotion to show there true colors it is a strategy that is only used buy true gamers.
I am simply a puppeteer so dance for me and show me who you are
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd October 10, 2019
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white puppet

An individual of Caucasian origin who moves to China to begin a career as an entertainer/personality but ends up being used as a puppet to push ideologies or make a profit purely off the basis that they are white.
Did you hear that Bart Baker is a white puppet? His latest video in China shows him smashing an iPhone and promoting Huawei as the best product. A lot of his work is just him being marionetted on camera by managers who only took him on because he's white and has some talent.
by KoreanKatastrophe November 26, 2020
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Trump puppet

An American female conservative who fantasizes about, or is party to sexual provocation of the pussy grabbing persuasion
"Yea bro she was like a conservatives wet dream, shes a total trump puppet and she wears the Reagan mask for me during sex"
by revvinkevin November 17, 2018
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Sock Puppet

A clitoris that is so droopy that when you're having sex with it, you never get inside. She'll just slap her lips against your shaft.
"Man, that Sock Puppet last night was so gross I puked all over the floor"
by ITGRF May 13, 2013
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