Condom-plated

When someone means to say contemplated but has a dick in their mouth.

He condom-plated going to the store....*suck* *suck*

by S. Shizzle September 2, 2013

Plates

The ID of the car

What are the plates

by Thatdike_angie August 8, 2021

Healing Plate

A plate of cookies that mends old wounds and changes the future of lady bosses as we know it.
Band-aids don't fox bullet holes, but healing plates do.

Wow Taylor Swift just made Katy Perry a healing plate and now I'm floating onto the clouds filled with choc chips

by lovesnewwords June 11, 2019

Smoke Plate

An apparatus used for smoking activities i.e. ashtray, rolling tray, roach motel.

"Hey, Prof? Pass me the smoke plate."
"What? The ashtray?"
"Naw, the smoke plate! That's what we call em in my house. Smoke plate!"

by VooDooPROPHET November 26, 2024

Plated

To be annoyed; Frustrated with a current situated

"ngl i'm feeling kinda plated with all these tarrifs"

by anonymous May 8, 2025

Plating dick

To be disheveled, scattered, dirty, broken down, or otherwise unkept. The exact opposite of “serving cunt”.

Did you see Todd in his mustard stained shirt, sweat pants, and broken ass slides? Dude is plating dick, I hope he’s ok!

by Mikkke T March 27, 2024

number plate racism

To assume attributes of a driver’s ability according to the State of issue of the car’s number plate.

“All cars from Kansas drive slowly in the overtaking lane.” “ Hey, that’s Number Plate Racism.”
“All Californians drive stoned.”

“All New Yorkers drive too fast.”

by On the level [---o---] July 2, 2024