When a dude's got backed up yellow rain from failing to drain the lizard, it will cause what the scientists call an "erection," aka a
boner, baby arm, long-necked mushroom, helmeted broomstick, purple-headed beanstalk, etc. In order to avoid confusion/humiliation that this is an erection caused by sweater-
meat, nipplites, lady butts, or vagina-time,
one would place a note on the zenith of the tent-pole rager which tries to poke through the denim, cotton, polyester, wool, or loin-cloth. This note simply states pee
pee. The note itself is the pee
pee rager page.
-Whoa dude, please tell me that's a handgun in your pants...
-I can't do anything about it. it's there cus I have to
pee so bad.
-Well you can't walk around the locker room with your dick all hard like that, someone might think you'
re a gay. Here, tape this pee
pee rager page on the apex of your hog. So as to avoid confusion.
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Wow thanx. Wanna play listen to Counting Crows later?
