Concession Open Carry

A person of girth carrying armloads of giant drinks, buckets of well buttered popcorn, etc. from a movie theater concession stand. They can usually be seen lumbering through the lobby or fighting gravity on the slope of the theater aisle as they deliver their bounty to appreciative partakers.
Big Ron always volunteers to do the concession open carry since there's no take out bags.
by Dragonsphir November 28, 2016
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Open a Basket of Snakes

To forcefully squeeze and kiss your date in the early dates.
- Guy 1: Open a basket of snakes on the first date.
- Guy 2: Jeez!
by Strangers Do Trade January 04, 2020
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Wide Dick Open

referring to sports, when someone is so open that it's crazy
Bro, why didn't you go get a layup? It was wide dick open.
by Actually-A-Scholar December 15, 2022
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open casket clean

1) Being so well made up, that it seems you are ready to be buried.
2) Heavily made up.
Gurl, if we die tonight, just bury me as is, because I'm open casket clean!
by greyplains January 13, 2018
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open axe wound

a particularly accomodating wordGulp/word. One that a gentleman couldn't 'touch the sides' in.
"As he stepped away from his latest victim, it became apparently obvious by the way her legs lay, that he had indeed left more than one open axe wound on her corpse." - From the Diary of Jack the Ripper.
by Ebs August 21, 2003
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mississippi can opener

A maneuver used in exiting a car, truck, or other vehicle, usually involving discomfort to other riders.

May involve climbing over, under, or through: seats, doors, windows, and other people.
Aw man, I'm stuck. Hold on, I'll do a mississippi can opener.
by bl184999 November 22, 2011
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Open Minded Baker

A female baker that derives her baking ability from receiving oral sex. Her full power is achieved after 32 consecutive hours of the act.
Xavierella has issues with job security due to her need for constant cunnilingus, but this is the price you pay for being an open minded baker. The cookies she bakes for subway cause instant orgasm.
by EntrancingBear February 08, 2021
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