Couch-poor

Forced to find money buried in the couch to purchase a cup of coffee or cigarettes. A typical characteristic among artists, ski-bums and Phish-heads.

After spending all night at the bar, she woke up to realize that she was now couch-poor.

by OhMyGaper October 24, 2009

ham couch

Nobody really knows what it means, but it's not good. Insult perfection that completely bewilders the senses.

Me: "Marjorie Taylor Greene is an absolute ham couch."

MTG Supporter: "Well, you are... pshhh... you..."

MTG Supporters wife: "Honey, why don't say something?"

MTG Supporter: "I would, but what's a ham couch. Look it up on Urban Dictionary. Quick!"

Supporters wife: "Whatever it means, it isn't good..."

MTG Supporter to me: "Yeah... Yeah? Well, you're stupid!"

Me: "Whatever, ham couch."

Police: "What's the problem here?"

MTG Supporter: "He called me a ham couch!"

Police: "What does that even mean?"

MTG Supporter: "Well, hell, I don't know, but it's not good!"

Police to me: "You, knock it off."
Police to MTG Supporter: "And you, stop being such a ham couch."

by WaxorWolf February 12, 2023

couch eater

A person who enjoys the fine activity of going down on a very large ladie’s private parts. Also known as a moose knuckle hero.

“Dude, did you hit that big broad last last night?” “No bro, I just ate at the moose lodge.” “Dude, you totally are a couch eater.”

by The duke785 April 27, 2019

couch knowledge

The state of knowing nothing.

The only knowledge one has amassed is what's been learned through the TV.

Tom thinks he's smart, but he only has couch knowledge.

by catsarecool383 December 19, 2010

Whore Couch

A couch that has the ability to cause a women to act whorish when sat on. -A most valuable piece of furniture-

Ryan's whore couch has the ability to defile the most chaste of women.

by poopy tacito September 3, 2009

Red Couched

Its where your left leg is on the arm rest and ur right leg kneeling on the seats, and constantly getting penetrated by a penis On a red couch with jewels and diamonds in the United Kingdom. Also known as getting royally fucked.

I just red couched Victor at the garden party

by yuqg on IG May 27, 2021

The Almighty Couch

Someone or a group of people who have little to no understanding of the concepts behind the functionality of Crossfit and thus feels the need to bash it due to ignorance.

Guy 1: Wow crossfit sucks, I don't see how you can call it a workout without spending hours on end at a gym (globo gym).

Guy 2: Dude, you're being acting like "The Almighty Couch". Do your research and check it out for yourself.

by VE007 February 6, 2010