Talking Nipples

When you get so wasted or high that you witness someone’s nipples come to life and start talking to you.

Tim: *Takes one look at Angelica’s tits.*

Angelica’s tits: *Come to life* Hello Tim. *The talking nipples say*

Tim: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!

by IAmTheOneWhoShits August 7, 2024

Sausage Nipples

How MandJTV (Mikey) describes Miltank (Pokémon)

MandJTV: The problem with Miltank is that it has four giant sausage nipples.

by TravisRenegade January 17, 2024

Furry Nipples

When a man and women ingage in fornication in the position of missionary and her man is on top and he starts playing with his nipples and asks her if her furry nipples are wearing yet and she reaches over and grabs a candle and burns his nipples with wax and asks are your furry nipples wearing yet

Are your furry nipples wearing yet?

by Glennybob69 May 31, 2024

Small Nipples Mentality

Elon Musk. What a manchild with money be like. He thinks he could coerce everyone to obey him and do what he wants.

Do not have small nipples mentality, or you're a grown-up humanchild.

by Shiine-1 February 23, 2025

Pocket Nipples

When a person has two cans of dip/zyns in each of their front pockets, resembling that of nipples poking through a shirt.

“Alex needs to stop wearing tight pants. His zyns look like pocket nipples.”

by Downsy610 May 26, 2025

Foot Nipples

Toes

I could not resist worshipping her foot nipples.

by ApricotFields June 27, 2025

Udon Nipples

When someone has abnormally long thick nipples.

He didn’t get the role because of his udon nipples.

by rustyspoon August 26, 2025