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Myspace Stalking

when you do research on a person via myspace.
" Hey maggie isn't andrea dating that kid from our engligh class?"
"I think we need to go home and do some myspace stalking"
by maggielivesindenver January 11, 2009
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Myspace Photo

A photo taken at a close and improbable angle that looks nothing like the person yet exactly like every photo the person has taken with it.
"This is Me"
"You're so hottt"
*they meet in person*
"Hi"
"...Who are you?"
by Cathy March 25, 2005
mugGet the Myspace Photomug.

myspace terrorist

Someone who bombards your myspace with a ton of posts.
Have you been to my myspace lately? Jill is a real myspace terrorist.
Geez, look at all of this spam on my wall. Darn myspace terrorists.
by drunkbigb April 17, 2007
mugGet the myspace terroristmug.

myspace celebrity

Big myspace whore. eventually becomes HUGE, even outside of myspace. rising star
1: Omggg, was that just Evan James from myspace that i just saw?
2: I think it was! He's a huge myspace celebrity now!!
by mee523 February 26, 2009
mugGet the myspace celebritymug.

myspace baby

A baby that is conceived from a Myspace hook up.
A girl I went to high school with, met this dude on Myspace. They hooked up which led to her being knocked up. Hence she had a Myspace baby.
by Rosalia 2 November 26, 2007
mugGet the myspace babymug.

myspace whore

A myspace whore is one who spends most of their waking hours on myspace.com.
They have thousands of friends, only because they 'whore' themselves in bulletins in a pathetic attempt to gain more friends and look cool on the internet. Upon gaining more friends, the myspace whore convinces these new myspace friends to whore them like there's no tomorrow.
Myspace whore can also be defined as one with very little exposure to the real world.
Myspace whore: "WHORE FOR WHORE! I HAVE 5K FRIENDS! ADD ME!"
Other friend: "OH wow, I should whore her. I hope she whores me, she has 5k friends! Maybe all 5k of her friends will add me! Then I will be amazingly cool! I'll be an e-superstar!"
by myspace_ruins_lives April 11, 2006
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myspace niggaz

A group of white douchebags on MySpace that look around for "nerds" to "crunch" in assorted MySpace groups.
They have nothing better to do with their time other than constantly create new profiles because they always get deleted.
by GonorrheaJoe March 19, 2008
mugGet the myspace niggazmug.

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