monofilos

Meaning you only have one friend

(noun) mon-oh-fee-los

Mono meaning one

Fìlos meaning friend

"You ungrateful monofilos"

by Menino May 19, 2014

Monoplomatic

Monoplomatic is a word rising from the dark web meaning obviously false diplomacy. Where someone might appear to be diplomatic on the surface but actually it it their own agenda that is being served.

Monoplomatic : I'm really sorry to hear your boyfriend dumped you, what a jerk. I would never do that to you. Let's go out for a drink, I'm buying.

by The Celestial Architect May 24, 2016

Monolithiasm

When your code is under the influence of a Monolith.

"It looks like your code base suffers from Monolithiasm"

by CaptainAnonymous June 8, 2016

monoski

1. A monoski is a type of sit ski using one ski with a mountain bike type suspension, most typically used independently by wheelchair users. The person uses a set of outriggers, which resemble short poles with small skis on them in place of typical baskets used by able-bodied skiers. The outriggers are used to initiate turns and for stability, however turning and balance is primarily accomplished through the single ski mounted to their monoski.

2. A type of wide ski where two alpine ski bindings are placed side by side. They are wide like a snowboard, but the person faces forward booted in with alpine ski boots.

Look at that difabled guy rip it up in that monoski.

by difability activist August 5, 2016

monokini

A one-piece bathing (or tanning) suit for women:

1. just a bottom piece, hence a euphemism for topless
2. a bikini whose top and bottom pieces are connected by cloth either a) on the front, b) the back or c) both, but with the kidney area uncovered
3. much like #2 but with a neckholder and no strings on the back
4. jokingly for a classic swimsuit which covers much of the torso or even for a burkini

This can lead to misunderstandings, obviously.

— Aisha’s father makes her wear a monokini to the beach! (#4)
— Huh? My dad wouldn’t even let me sunbathe in a monokini in our garden. (#1)

by Crissov August 13, 2016

monogaworkmus

Being in an exclusive committed work spouse relationship.

Daniel and Nushe are always together and don't pay much attention to the rest. Not only are they work spouses, they are monogaworkmus.

by daninemonic March 18, 2017

Monoparolic

(Adj) - pertaining to responses that consist of solely one word. Often originating from disinterested romantic interests or sullen teenagers.

Compare with monosyllabic

Q- Finbar, how proceeds your textular relationship with Martha?

F- Too bad Quentin, too bad, stiflingly monoparolic on her part.

Q- Oh, for shame sir!

by jpandthebooks April 10, 2017