The Mechanic

A sexual position that should be performed at an early or late time in sexually relations. It is where the male takes his limp, tiny, non-erect penis, turns it upside-down, and attempts to fuck the female as if she was a dog. It is called "The Mechanic" because the penis, facing upwards, resembles a mechanic going under a car.

Guy #1 "Yo man, is that your new bitch?"

Guy # 2 "Yeah no doubt, she's the best. Last week we were hittin skins and she let me do the cleveland steamer, dirty sanchez, hot carl, rusty trombone, donkey punch, blumpkin, angry dragon, angry pirate, tony danza, hot lunch, strawberry shortcake, houdini, boston pancake, cincinatti bowtie, alligator fuckhouse, and the birmingham booty call. All that shit is okay, but after all that she even let me do the mechanic."

Guy #1 "That's fucking impossible. There's no way you did the mechanic."

Guy #2 "Pay up pussy"

by TrevmoTehGreat June 23, 2009

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mecca

a phrase used by the bloods street gang. Murder Every Crip Child Alive (M.E.C.C.A.)

You MECCA?

Yeah, you?

by six fut leprechaun February 22, 2008

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Mechanical engineer

One so prone to metacognition as to overlook the obvious.

A Mechanical Engineer may design an escape from a labyrinth only to crash to the sea.

by Patty M October 30, 2006

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Mechakoopa

Giant Bowser robot built by Baby Bowser in "Super Mario Sunshine" to kick Mario's ass, but, as always, he failed.

Mario: "I defeated Mechakoopa by throwing water rockets at him".

by Knuxman July 19, 2004

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mecgerkin

When a woman takes a mad shit and shoves half of it in the eye and half in the ear at the guy. Then she jerks his pee pee around to touch his buthole...it works!

I was giving my boyfriend head and he pissed me off so I gave him a mecgerkin.

by Shabackalacka August 9, 2006

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