Quantum Munting

Similar to regular munting, but the forces exerted are too powerful and split the bonds of reality.

This results in the shrinkification of the body being munted into mere atoms.

"Dude did where did our munt victim go???"
"Sorry man i got a little excited and ended up Quantum Munting them"

by LordOfTheMunts March 9, 2025

Spider-maning it

When your girl uses your penis in a way to simulate the way spider-man swings building to building.

Tony: "Yea dude we were having a great time until she started Spider-Maning it."
Sam: "Damn dude, I hope that heals up well."

by Gaybuttsex April 5, 2025

Alabama Mating Call

When a dude gets so desperate to bust that he headbutts a chick in the bladder just to make her piss, then slurps it up to check if it’s bang o’clock. Inspired by giraffes, who literally do this sht to see if a female’s ovulating.*

“Did you see Kyle at the bar last night?”
“Yeah, he pulled an Alabama Mating Call on that poor girl — spilled her drink then tried to ‘lick it off’ her leg.”
“Jesus Christ.”

by TheHogMan July 29, 2025

Postmortem Munting

Postmortem munting is the act of dying and coming back to life to suck your own cock.

Hey! I heard you and john were doing some postmortem munting over the weekend! Sounds fun!

by Crackasaurus September 8, 2025

Tango Manking

The act of shitting on someone then proceeding trying to shove it up their ass with your toes.

Jack and Sherman were tango manking in the goon corner last night

by Tinkletonker69 October 22, 2025

Magnus Manning

Somebody who is desperate and a good little girl
Also someone who notices the little things in life yet is extremely un aware of social cues

Omg your so "Magnus"
Magnus manning be like

by Josh Osborne November 2, 2025

Rage Mating

Rage Mating, Mating with someone in rage while the girl is saying F*CK ME HARDER DADDY I WANT YOU TO SPLOODGE ALL OVER ME

Dude Rage Mating my girlfriend last night is a night I will never forget

by RageMaterDaddy67 November 27, 2025