lumpy

A girl that makes up stupid pathetic lies and is really fucking ugly and annoying. she lie about friends and how she stays out until 3 in teh morning, etc. etc.

Megan Jerrell is very lumpy and very slutty.

by Megan September 27, 2004

lump

provide bodily stimulation in order mitigate distraction

i have to write 6 poems, come lump with me

by laura and joe March 30, 2004

lumpkins

when you get cancer on your dick

shit man... u just got the lumpkins

by G-balla June 7, 2005

Lumpy Puppy

Aha, so we meet at last! Prepare to die!

You Lumpy Puppy - get back to Verkhoyansk!

by Attila the Fish July 13, 2002

willy lump lump

This is a man who says "Oh my god" and "You're kiddin' me" a lot. He dances like Carlton, mostly to the song "Apache" by Sugar Hill Gang. He eats excessive amounts of White Castles and irons his underwear and socks every day.

"Oh my god, I'm a regular willy lump lump. I can't wait to go to White Castle today, right after I finish ironing these tidy whiteys. I hope I hear "Tonto, jump on it" in the car on the way there!"

by Cocheeze October 28, 2007

Lumping

Describes the act of getting an STD from somebody.

Shit dude. I was bangin' this chick last night. She said she was clean, but she effing lied, bro. As soon as I put it in, I could feel myself lumping.

by NeverBeenLumped April 8, 2012

lump sucker

A guy who is into fat chicks. Usually super skinny sometimes almost anorexic.

see Chubby chaser

jimmy: Hows Larson doing?
fredrick: He's dating Felicia
Jimmy: That lump sucker

by Fredward Jenkins November 12, 2014