dirty lunch

The act of leaving work and engaging in intensely hot sexual intercourse in lieu of eating lunch.

"How about some dirty lunch around noon? Fuck regular lunch with cheese and shit."

by tasty_ September 29, 2014

School Lunch

Disgusting, gross, and takes an hour to prepare and get.

You look like school lunch.

by a lesbian dag February 25, 2019

johnny's lunch

when you fill a small paper bag filled half way with mustard; used to throw at people

that guy was dissing me so i threw a johnny's lunch at him

by Bandaid Man February 13, 2005

Lunch Boxed

Gettin so wacked on Molly and Blow that you are a totally useless human for a minimum of 2-3 days.

I ate so many pills and blew so many lines at Coachella in was lunch boxed for like 3 days. FML!

by 5280 PARTY MONSTER September 28, 2010

Lunch Fuck

The act of skipping lunch due to an immediate call/text in which your presence is needed to pleasure that of a sex partner and/or significant other.

Girl: "Do you mind skipping lunch and... helping me with...homework?"
Boy: "Are you just calling me for a lunch fuck?!"

by LunchFuck March 31, 2009

liquid lunch

when a closeted gay businessman hires a male hustler over his lunch break and sucks him off

Betty was shocked to learn that her husband who rarely performed oral sex with her was secretly having a liquid lunch at least once a week.

by JAQrabbit November 10, 2017

sack lunch

Scratching your scrotum and subsequently presenting your fingers to a friend's mouth/nose and asking, "Sack lunch?".

Before I took a shower I gave Kelli a sack lunch. She really liked it!

by shoeshina23 November 6, 2012