Listen to Jan

To masturbate vigorously. Coined because it seems that anyone named Jan is so frustrating to listen to that one can't help but masturbate vigorously in the hopes of inseminating the speaker's face.

Did you hear about Leo? He Listen to Jan'd so hard he has tennis elbow.

by Arturo Sandoval September 21, 2009

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Listening to Tom Petty

Smoking a little Mary Jane.

I can't bowl tonight, I'm planning on staying home and listening to Tom Petty!!!

by NPP productions December 31, 2011

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Listening

The process of reading with your ears.

You've been listening to an E-book.

by new-mexican May 30, 2019

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The girl at school who makes a list of everyone she hates and wants to kill. Usually gets caught but in the mean time upsets the people on it. Threatens to put people on it. Talks to the counselor and tries to work everything out.

OMG, I think that one girl is gonna put me on her death list. What did I ever do to her?

Death-list Girl: Don't make me put you on my death list.

by Crinklet June 19, 2008

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no list

When something is so wack, bad, horrible, or brokedown that it isn't even on the list, it is no list.

This girl was gonna holla at Dave, but when she saw his dumd ass he was No List!

by Jim Sayed June 30, 2008

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Google list

Incapable of googling due to ISP related offlinity, you write down every word and phrase that you are unsure of. Strongly associated with students of medicine.

Your soon to be doctor to his childhood friend: "Dude my ISP fucked up again making my google list reach 1000 entries"
Childhood friend: "I guess I have to add stuff to my bucket list then"

by Slick_pricK November 17, 2009

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