Certified Junk

Trendy, making clothes that are really trashy and making them look like designer quality, stylish, with accessories. It is something you are not something you can fake. Certified Junk people have an appreciation for wiggers, it goes back to the root of the word in some sort of way.

If Beefy wore a shirt that had holes in it and was clearly in dire need to be donated to your local garbage can and made it fashionable then he would be a guy who knew something about certified junk.

by BE3FY February 8, 2010

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e-jinks

An e-jinks occurs when 2 people online chatting and send an identical message at the same time. Once the e-jinks has been called out the one who was jinks cannot respond until the jinks has been lifted. Thus enduring the mundane details of the other's life, day, sexual history, etc.

B: im so happy for them!!!!!!!
R: im so happy for them!

B: e-jinks

B: guess what I did today?
B: oh no guesses?? Well let me start from the beginning
B: I woke up to a train, fell back asleep, another train slightly woke me, but it wasn't until the 3rd train that I actually got up
B: made coffee
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B: and then I started talking you, R
R: you are bloody boring

by sallylabets September 11, 2011

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ninja junk punch

Requires pure stealth until the moment you scare the shit out of them by yelling NINJA at the top of your lungs just before swiftly junk punching them and disappearing into the darkness again leaving them with sore balls and a fear of the word ninja.

"Once you've been ninja junk punched you can never hear the word Ninja again without a chill of terror running up your spine."

by Momo6717 July 22, 2012

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